Association to Promote Animal Smoking

A letter from the Executive Director of APAS.

Greetings Everyone.  I would first like to say welcome to the APAS Internet Web Site.  It has been a busy year here at the APAS, and we would like to thank everyone for their continued support of our organization.  

I'd like to take this opportunity to say a few things about the articles you see everyday in your daily newspapers.  These articles, about animal smoking, can often distort the facts and twist the truth.  Many of the articles seem to focus on the more sordid aspects of animal smoking.  The media spends a lot of time talking about the animal smoking fetish that is sweeping the country as of late.

As the Executive Director of APAS, I would like to comment on some of the issues revolving around the animal smoking fetish.  First, we believe that a person has the absolute right to do whatever he/she wants to do in the privacy of their own home.  And if they happen to get turned on and aroused from seeing an animal smoking a cigarette...then all the power to them.  I myself, have been known to get slightly aroused at seeing some of the smoking monkeys and dogs we have in our office.

The line of decency and good taste, comes to play in the matter of how far some people will go to fulfill their sexual desires.  We at the APAS, absolutely disavow and discourage anyone from actually having intercourse with and animal while it is smoking a cigarette.  I know this is the ultimate thrill of many people...but their has to be a line drawn somewhere.  Actually, teaching an animal to smoke can be a great thing to everyone involved.  But the APAS does not condone and does not reccommend trying to "have your way" or "banging the shit out of"  animals while making them smoke.  And please remember that it's bad to be "giving your dad's German shepherd a pack of smokes and a blow job while your Mom is making Thanksgiving Dinner"        

I hope I have cleared up how the APAS feels about certain issues.  Please don't hesitate about sending me an e-mail and telling me what you think.

Wolf, Executive Director