Association to Promote Animal Smoking

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APAS (Association to Promote Animal Smoking) is a not for profit association dedicated to introducing the joys of cigarette and cigar smoking to as many species on earth as possible.

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Special Report: Lazy Chain Smoking Kangaroos

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Warrandyte, Australia - Australian officials have released findings about a group of chain smoking kangaroos inhabiting the Australian countryside. Citizens are warned not to give cigarettes to the kangaroos. Full Story.

In-Depth: Cigarettes to Control Rodent Population

Washington, D.C. - Top scientists report introducing cigarettes into rat and squirrel societies to have positive impact on mankind. After years of research, getting rats and squirrels addicted to nicotine would be an effective way to control the population of the city dwelling rodents. Full Story.

Exclusive Story: Twin brothers, cigarettes, and raccoon politics.

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Deptford, N.J. - The Southern New Jersey Raccoon Society, traditionally anti-smoking, exile twin brothers to the local dump. In the middle of a far-reaching political scandal, the brothers explain what exactly they're rebelling against. Full Story.

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