Let me first say how much the
humans at APAS are all bunch of fucking assholes. They
want to make me out to be some poster boy for introducing
animals to the joys of smoking. I am a rebel in my own
sloth community, for the amount of drinking, smoking and whoring
I do...but I will be no one's role model.
Second, let me talk about the
revolution taking place in the entire Animal Kingdom. We
will no longer be pushed around by humans. We have as much
right to be on this planet as any human being. And we are
tired of being uprooted from our homes, placed into zoos, and
killed for the human's insatiable need for food and
clothing.
I am working from the ground up
out here. I am trying to introduce my brothers to the many
pleasures of smoking, drinking, sex, and laziness.
Eventually the animal kingdom will become so lazy and
hedonistic...as I have become...that the planets balance will
start leaning towards the animals. Without us, the human
race, will just starve and die away. I am also working
with mother nature...to come up with ideas on how to ultimately
rid the planet of the human infection.
Finally, screw all the assholes
at APAS...and fuck you all...for being part of the human race.
Earl |
