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Our Mission:

APAS (Association to Promote Animal Smoking) is a not for profit association dedicated to introducing the joys of cigarette and cigar smoking to as many species on earth as possible.

 

   

There are a number of things you can do to help introduce animals to the joys of smoking.

Here is a brief list of things you can start doing:

  • Tell people about this web site.  We plan to be an information clearinghouse for all things related to animal smoking.
  • Send us an e-mail with your thoughts, comments and suggestions. 
  • If you are planning on teaching an animal how to smoke...please be careful.  Start out with smaller animals, and work your way up from there. 
  • Teaching animals how to smoke can be a fun for the entire family.  Involve everyone in your plans to teach the family pet how to smoke. 
  • Due to recent lawsuits, anti-smoking ads and increased public awareness...animals may be a little worried about the negative aspects of smoking.  Please reassure the animals that they have nothing to worry about.  Chances are they'll be killed off by natural selection, or be hit by a car anyway.  And they are too dumb in general to understand the concept that smoking is bad.  Except in the case of pigs, who have long been non-smoking animals.
  • We are currently working on a system that will let you donate money to the APAS on the Internet!  You can become a founding member of APAS for a small one-time membership fee.

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