Lady sucks my ass

I work at a very good restaurant, and there was a customer who came in tonight who left me a very lame tip. Her name is _________, and she is not a very good person. Even if I'm the worst waiter in the world, she should leave me a 10% tip. Her, and her family's bill for a great sushi meal was $79.08. And she left me a $6 tip. $6? Even if I did suck, you should at least leave your waiter 15%. No matter what. Ok, well I understand you didn't get your sushi in the most timely manner as possible. Fine! Just leave me a 10% tip, which would have been around $8. But no, you have to go the extra mile and completely say I'm a worthless waiter.

Did you know you were getting great quality sushi in Danville, VA? Did you know, that we had 2 large sushi orders before your order got to our sushi chef? Did you know, that your not eating, as usual at the local Applebees? Sushi is an art form, and you should appreciate that, and if you want quick food...go away! Go eat at some other place, with your husband and son, and then you can get over-sized portions and a happy waitresses.

I, as a waiter, got you your food as quick as I possibly could. I was in the back of the restaurant, begging the sushi chef, to let me take your sushi order out, one sushi roll at a time. So that you would get some food on your table as soon as possible. And he said to me, Jack, our customers understand that Sushi takes time. Our customers know that sushi is great, and that it takes time to produce quality sushi, they will understand.

Oh, except for some lady named _________, who thought she was at Arby's, and wanted her roast beef quickly. And because her roast beef came out a little slower than usual, she decided to screw the waiter who was doing the best he could.

__________, is a terrible person. She has no respect anymore for people trying to make a living. I'm a great waiter, and just because I couldn't get her sushi out soon enough...I was made to suffer. Well, you know what, I did the best I could and I did not deserve an 8% tip. 8%? Are you so out of touch with life, that you would dare leave such a lame tip for a hard working man?

How dare you!

Don't ever come in to my restaurant again.

I will spit in your food.

Fuck You!

Waiter